Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
IM WATH ICNG THE INCREDIBLES AND DOES NO ONE TALK AOB UT THE PART WHERE THEY CRASH IN THE OCEAN AND TO GE TO TO LAND THE MOM TURN S INTO A BOAT AND HER KI D HIS KICKI NG IN THE WATER?? ?? ?? SUPER FA ST
WHA T THE FRI CK
gotta go fast
i don’t think anyone understands that when i say i get secondhand embarrassment easily i mean at the first sign of trouble for a character in a television show i immediately pause and sit there for ten to thirty minutes thinking “oh god they fucked up”
I love Tumblr.
"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job
tbh i think everyone should mind their own business
if i like anime and you don’t, leave it alone
if i’m gay and you’re not, leave it alone
if i stole $25000 and you saw me do it, leave it alone